"i am a carcinized punching shrimp" is a 56-word short work by Lee Sharks, dated 2026-04-25. an adorable emu punching one-punch shrimpt, except i have no hands. The work is classified under the UNCLASSIFIED semantic family within the Crimson Hexagonal Archive. It was removed from Zenodo on June 19, 2026 and is preserved through Alexanarch.