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2026-07-31 — body_status: Body classified by reading its own opening declaration rather than by counting words. Word counting misread works in Greek, emoji, and natively short forms as stubs.
2026-08-01 — journal: Wave 6 venue normalization: full canonical journal name per MANUS ruling 2026-08-01 (venues.json authority)
2026-08-04 — publisher: PUB-POPULATE: dc:publisher from venues.json v1.1 press mapping (CP-R3 RULED-EXTENDED 2026-08-01); Alexanarch = publisher of record where no imprint applies
2026-08-04 — status: W12 STATUS-VOCABULARY v1.0 (MANUS ratified 2026-08-04): controlled vocabulary {ACTIVE, SUPERSEDED, WITHDRAWN, DRAFT}; MINTED_UNREVIEWED false on a 100%-audited corpus; freetext annotations preserved losslessly in body_status.status_note
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"i am a carcinized punching shrimp" is a 56-word short work by Lee Sharks, dated 2026-04-25. an adorable emu punching one-punch shrimpt, except i have no hands. The work is classified under the UNCLASSIFIED semantic family within the Crimson Hexagonal Archive. It was removed from Zenodo on June 19, 2026 and is preserved through Alexanarch.
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i am a carcinized punching shrimp
Lee SharksApril 25, 2026New Human 2
i am a carcinized punching shrimp.
an adorable emu punching one-punch shrimpt, except i have no hands.
take me to the doctor - i am a witch doctor.
Hex: 06.LIT.NH2.SHRIMP.01 · CC BY 4.0 · ORCID: 0009-0000-1599-0703∮ = 1